Paranormal Steve

So Long, (Not that.....)

2008-06-24T01:54:00.007+08:00

This song is SO in the right moment.

Steven's Journey Of A Thousand Mile

Thanks for all the support during my blogging days. Thanks for the visits. Thanks for the comments(sorry which I disabled, for certain reason). Thanks for knowing me. And most of all, thanks for making me feel my own existence.

The world is so big, and yet it looks so small to me. Yes, I choose to confine myself even after I exposed myself to the wonders of the world. Maybe I am sick. Or maybe I am just plain lazy. Maybe I hate crowds of people. Or maybe I just hate every single soul. Maybe I am different. Or maybe I am just a stupid smart ass who thought he is different, and ends up being some lunatic wannabe.

I have too many contradictory that I need to sort out myself.

I am happy to be truthful, telling my thoughts and my point of view without hesitation, and my real life experience, where I succeed and failed. But, I too enjoy lying. How I succeed in outrageous lies and challenge for more, is.... exciting.

I am happy to share laughter with all people, doing silly acts, telling funny jokes, watching people laugh. At the same, I am too, much happy to be alone, in my own chalk square drawn on the floor. Just standing still. Doing nothing and silent is my party.

So I made a choice, which is to stand alone, sharing my thoughts with myself and most of the time, having a good time myself, with myself ....no, no, no dirty thoughts :) Steven ain't a bit sexy, so don't even try... LOL

Wish me luck and, don't...., ever...., envy me :p Have a good life and makes no regret. See ya!! errr.. nnnnnnnnope. You wont be seeing me. "Tell the world to remember me as a hero...ro...o..o..o..." *fades....

Bye!
From Steven with love

Old Man Steve

2008-05-19T05:17:00.004+08:00

"Today,... we are gathered here..... here... here.. (echo echo... *silent...) to applaud one of the most prestigious awards.... awards.. awards.. (echo echo... *2 x coughs) that Her Majesty sees fit to bestow... Sir Uncle Steven!! (Hurrahhhhhhh!! *crowds gone wild...) Sir Uncle Steven kissed the Queen's hand and turn towards the crowd.... (Still hurrahing.... *camera flashings...) lift ups his hand and wave to the crowd, then comes the loud bang! The explosions! The super pyrotechnic special effects! Sir Uncle Steven grace down the stage, back to the hallway along the red carpet. Fans cheering, pushing their way, trying to knock down the wall of the well built bodyguards. Ok, ok. Most of the fans are female. Ok ok ok... Most of the fans are young attractive females. Ok, ok, OK!!!! ALL OF THE FANS ARE YOUNG ATTRACTIVE SEXY FEMALES!!!!!! Happy NOW? *continues... One fan broke through and ask for my signature. I toke out a pen ask ask which picture of she wants me to sign. And she said, "Sign here." I was shocked. I gasped. But I signed. Then she whined "But, but they are twins..." Being a gentlemen as I am, I signed one more time. I told her that I have never sign on something like this before and I expressed my awkward feeling. She ensure me that its ok and because she loves them so much, and she hopes that I will love them too. What can I say.... I am a man. No, a GENTLEMEN! So I offered a kiss beside the signatures. Then the crowd lets out a sweet (Awwwww......) I pat my lips dry and continue to waltz away. The lady shouted "Will I see you again? Soon?". I told her that I would love to play with her twins sometime too, but being a Sir, is not a simple chore. I told her to take care of herself and her beautiful twins. As I marched and marched towards the car, I looked back. The beautiful lady wave a vigorous goodbye and so did her.... twins..... jumping up and down waving to me simultaneously. What a touching sight. I shed a tear. And got into the car. I explained this sensational encounter with my driver and he refused to believe, and said that there is no such beautiful lady in the world that would ever let me sign on their daughters forehead. I chuckled and said, "Jimmy..... you'll know you're a man, when you're a man. I am old now. These things will happen to me like at least twice a day from now on....Yes... from now on...." - *music starts... (James Bond theme)

I officially declare myself Uncle Steven now. You know... you must be old and senile enough to some up with the above shit... right? hehe

Twin Sister!

2008-05-14T00:26:00.003+08:00

La version duex

JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES

Another child is born...

2008-04-28T00:48:00.004+08:00

This child is the result of a one night stand between an Irish man, a Chinese women, a Japanese man and a western cow-girl. Again, I created a monster.

JOURNEY OF a THOUSAND MILES

OMG Kittens!!!

2008-03-30T01:08:00.002+08:00

Cheer up everybody. Pls?

Palace of The Golden Horses

2008-03-24T00:26:00.022+08:00

(picture from website)

Yo misti, this is the Palace of The Golden Horses I've mentioned.

This is the enterance.
(picture from website)

These are the photos I took during my stay in this hotel, thanks to Peter. It is situated just behind/next to the Mines Wonderland, where you(misti) took a boat ride during your(her) last visit.

This is the side entrance.

This is at the corridor of the hotel rooms. The room that I took was very very far in. I have to walk pass at least 20 rooms to get there.

This is the Minister Suite. It is divided into 3 portion, each with TV sets. The first is the living room, complete with a washroom, a working table and tv. Best for meeting and entertaining guests.

My working desk. Where I work and write very important notes. Like what food to order for room service.

Then the bedroom. Best for.... ahem ..... sleeping?

And this extra room is for.... I have no idea. Maybe its for those who have noisy kids so their parents can lock them in when they meed to have a peaceful meeting with important guests outside the living hall. Hey! There's another working table! (Where I can hide and order extra food just for my self.... Muahahahaha)

Yes, I have toilet fetishes. My fanny fancy high class loo. :P As they have 2 toilets, I have decided to use the living hall toilet for pee pee and the bedroom toilet for poo poo.
And being a cheapo me, I have decided to grab all of the lotions and soaps and tooth brushes before I leave including the sanitary disposal bags... (just what am I thinking)

This is taken from the balcony outside the room.

Water taxi.

After a check at the counter during my checking out, I found out the room costs RM600++ a night. And no way its gona coming out from my wallet. If I have known earlier, I am sure I would have brought back their 3 TVs and the fax machine down into my car.

Overall, its a pleasant stay. Not the best, but this one sure has the most portion of rooms! I had to plan each day how to make full use of the rooms.... oh boy so busy....so busy....

Misti? Wana book this for your next trip down? I help call. So many rooms to play with, I am sure you dont need to go out lio... stay in happy lio right?

Happy Briday MistiMoo

2008-02-24T06:21:00.004+08:00

Here's a present for ya!

Its no value, but I invested my precious 6 hours of sleeping time for this 2 mins thing. Hope you like it. Happy Birthday!!!

HAPI HAPI BIRDAY !! LALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALAL (lack of sleep)

Talk to yourself more

2008-02-17T13:54:00.003+08:00

As crazy as it sounds, I think we all should talk to ourselves. For those who have not, pls. do and those who did pls. talk more. Everyone have split personalities. Maybe just 1, or maybe more ;) But like it or not, they are the true you.

But pls. talk to yourselves honestly, not point bluffing yourselves right? LOL. This is not crazy. No no no. I always get lots of answers from talking to myself. If you got an angry friend inside you, ask him why and what he wants. Reach an agreeable point and he will calm down. If you got a very sad friend lurking in the corner, invite him over and talk. Ask him of his sorrows, listen to him and see if you can do anything to help. Sometimes just listening and talk to him will do a great deal of help.

You see, a lot of ppl do not know themselves well, even though they said they know. Some of them even pretend or bluff themselves. Well, they might be the richest guy in the world or the most successful guy on earth, but if they do not know themselves, there will be always a feeling of an empty gap inside them. Maybe not, they are too rich to be talking to themselves or feeling empty!! .... oh man. I wish I am that rich.

Just talk to yourselves more if you have time ok? LOL. And beware of some of the inner you(s). They are very negative. If you can tame them, you are the man. If you can't, pls. at least ignore them cos they will normally rob you off, cheat on you, lie to you and eventually take command. By then, pls. don't look for me!! :D I am just a crazy man. See? I talk to myselves!!

I even developed a habit of talking to the 'imaginary' people around me. First I capture their way of thinking things. Understand how they think and their character, then I copied their image to my brain and create a duplicate of them and start asking them questions. For me, this is pretty accurate and most of the time I can predict their actions before they answer. Works like magic :D Try not to be naughty once you master this ok? Ok, its about time for me to leave. I need to to talk and think like the toto drawing machine again. Oi, Don't blame me leh.... 10MIL leh!!! With it, there is no time or ever the need to talk to myselves anymore!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *chokes

Do you treat others as you would like to be treated?

2008-02-13T13:11:00.007+08:00

Well I do. Maybe thats why I got hurt so easily. Call me Mr Vulnerable or Mr Softie, even Mr Sensitive. 90% of the time, I treat others sincerely with my heart. Maybe thats the reason. A villain doesn't born evil. Often they are mistreated and being abuse on their good nature, and finally betrayed.
(Sincerity + Love) x (Abuse + Betrayal) = Amount of Hatred

Well..... #^$(&^&%*(^*&^%&*(^&*%*^&^WERFDUW%OTI&%YUOTP*%T(OTDUFIR*&EYTDFLIFDSR$#%$%*&(
T(OR&%^$*E(*FT^S&E*FYUDSR^&*FYDTS^%&^*FYUT&*FUTDSW^%#^W&^*(*)(*(*(SYUIOHT(R^&E^WUSTCVO
*T*EW$UI^RT(^E&^UEROIFUYRS%EFYIUDYR.... BAH!

Hahahahaha. Dont worry dont worry, I am alright lol. Thanks for the concern.
I am still sane, just sometimes I wish I am not :P

P.S. Confucius says humans are born kind. My oppinion is exactly the opposite. Humans are born selfish, barbaric and evil. When they are born, they are just the same like any other animals, only a little bit special, we are born along with the 7 deadly sins. Its written in our gene and that our true nature. The wisdom is the only thing thats can control and suppress our evil nature. As we are not born with wisdom, only the journey of life will guide and give us wisdom. And only with wisdom, we can finally call ourselves HUMANS.

My First Home Made Video!

2008-01-27T05:20:00.000+08:00

Ha ha ha its not what u think. It took me more than 10 painful hours. It was surprisingly tough.

Day 1 -did a solid 2 hours on the music for the clip & took 5 short videos. learn how to use
windows movie maker, did a raw clip
Day 2 -refine the music, additional 5 more short videos and many
pictures . redo the raw clip with new materials
Day 3 -refine everything and last minute tot of a crazy idea to abuse the movie maker.
Day 4 -re-refine everything and movie launched!!

Did with keyboard, a music recorder, a camera phone, windows movie maker, some free bundle movie maker software that comes along with my dvd burner, windows paint, some art clips and my 3 nights of lack of sleep. Ta-da!! My very first home made short movie.

The manual synchronizing of the movie and the music was very very tough, since I was such a lazy bum in simple calculation. I agak agak and use my invisible ruler to measure the length here and there but did pretty ok, I think.

Yes yes yes, please call me Steven Spillbird. No no no, its not what you think again....

Noir

2008-01-24T22:59:00.000+08:00

Since the last post, I have been getting in the mood for something sinister. This is for an upcoming project. This is a teaser. Don't wonder too far away or you will get lost. Heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Trailer-Noir

I will perfect this baby later.

Black & White

2008-01-19T00:37:00.001+08:00

Oh, and I forgot to mention this part of me. And I to share with all of you.
I have this dream when I was around 5/6 years old. My mother was alive then. I did not dare to tell her about it.

I always like animals. They are cute and gullible and nice to play with. But this time, I dreamt of 2 white rabbits, a mother rabbit and her child. I played with both of them and I felt very happy during the moments. And then, I decided to tie up the mother. I toke out a knife or cleaver (cant remember the details) and slowly cut her child's legs one by one, in front of her. I can almost visualize the bone crunching feeling on my cleaver, as I forced it against the child's legs, on the wooden cutting board.'Crack'. Since rabbit doesn't yell/scream (at least they dont in my dream), its was a silent struggle. Suddenly this strange feeling of enjoyment rushed inside of me. Its cruel and I like it. Very much. To ensure the maximum sensation, I decided to rubbed the mother rabbit's face against the blood of her own child. I thought I saw the mother shed a tear........ fulfilling.

It was then I woke up. This mixed up feeling was new to me. Guilt, sad, cruel, scared that pains my heart now mixed with joy and happiness. Strange but I like it. Ever since, I knew there is a Black & White inside of me.
Don't worry guys. Until today, I don't enjoy killing even an ant. Posting this out is kinda of strange. Its like exposing myself, bare naked. Its......fulfilling....

P.S. I still like animals very much. Especially cute ones. Totemo kawai desu! Want to see how they looked in blood red? LOL. :P

Selfish Is Me

2008-01-18T23:57:00.000+08:00

After a long deep series of thinking, I decided to brand myself as an extremely selfish guy. At least I admit. I found out that everything that I do/did, end up with 'I, Me and Myself'. Some example,

I want to be a good person.
Cos I wanted everybody to respect me. I wanted to fulfill my fantasy as a hero. I wanted people to love me, look up to me. I wanted people to envy me.

I want to help people. I want to save animals.
Cos I want to ease the pain in my heart. If that 'pain' does not exist in the first place, I do not think I will move a finger.

I do something good and sacrifice myself without telling people.
I wanted to act cool. Like those hero in the shows. Waaaa, so cool....

See? All things around me that I thought I am doing for everyone else ends up with ME. Strange but true. Most of us just didn't realize or doesn't admit. Beneath those flowery words and noble decoration, its the ugly word, 'Selfish'. So, in the end, I am just emjoying myself. I aint mr good guy after all. :D

My Grandpa, My beloved Yeye

2008-01-09T18:46:00.000+08:00

My grandpa is a nice plum plum/chubby/round round/short short happy(sometimes grumpy) old man. He is the greatest person in my life. And my greatest lost in my life. This song is dedicated to him.

Obokuri-Ee Umi (Obtain Bearing) performed by Ikue Asazaki

I lost my mom when I was 7. And he came to the rescue. Shouldering both the role of as my grandfather and my mother. His love and care for us (me/bro/sis) is no less than any other proud mother in the world. He walked me to school. By walking means he walked, and i took school bus. He is so kind that he dont want to trouble the bus driver, even the driver insisted. He will wait for me the whole morning till recess. And come back to pick me up later that day.

He does most of the house hold work and cooks for us. His cooking was, well.... very experimental. Normally ends up with the weirdest of the weird. We will have to close our eyes and swallows most of them. But I really don't mind if he can cook for me again. I will taste them with all my heart.

He will often cry shamelessly in front of the tv, whenever news broadcasts some less fortunate people. And immediate remind us that we should be grateful. There are lots of other people suffering out there. He teaches us to be kind to animals. We end up forming a kitty rescue mission. Whenever we hear poor stray kittens yelling, we will hunt down and rescue them. They are normally new borns that fell into drains.

He will clean us when we are in a mess. Especially after 'biggie' and some other worst situations. We will wipe out butt, and cheekily say..." Haiyah, so old already still want granpa to clean your butt. Will you all remember and help to wipe granpa's when I am old, wheel chaired and senile?"
Without much of a thought, I answered yes. I was 7, and I just wanted the whole ordeal to finish so I can continue whatever I am doing.

13 yrs later.

One day, my grandpa was accompanying my uncle for a medical checkup. Since my uncle is not really nice person, my grandpa keeps nagging in the car, till the point when reaching the hospital, he was rushed to the emergency department instead, for breathing difficulty. After a detail check up, doctor recommended a 'balloon' treatment for some blocked arteries. Everything went smooth and then before he was discharged, he had urinal problem and so, did a prostate gland operation. During that period, I was beside him almost every night. Work in the morning, the went home to bathe after work, and then went straight to hospital to accompany him till morning, rushed home, bathe and go to work. That was my routine during that few month. Felt tired during some moments, but I don't mind. I love him. How can I just leave him at night, especially when he was on medication, which turns him into a troublemaker. We don't want to trouble the nurse. Its our grandpa, our responsible. So, I will sleep near him on a chair, feeding mosquitoes and attend to his needs at night.

During that period, he cant bend really much. So when he need to do his business, he need to do it in a standing position. Of course, messy. I will be the one normally accompany him to the toilet hold on to him during the process and clean his mess up. Often, he tears and felt so sorry. But I told him that I DO remember our promise when I was young, that I will too wipe his butt if one day he needs us. I told him not to thank me. Instead thank yourself for teaching us humanity. It was all his credit for what I am now.

I found out that I despise my uncles. Deep inside my heart, I am more than willing to clean up my grandfather, where they will hesitate and change the subject whenever my grandfather needs to go to the loo. But that is still fine. I don't mind at all having grandpa all by myself. But the worse things is, they brag about what they have done for grandfather. "I rushed from work to come here to see father, I rushed and find the best porridge for father, I have to cancel this and that to make time to see father". Poor grandfather. They are his sons. I will never ever forgive them. This IS my grudge. Do you think I will give you the respect you deserve after this? I never realized humans can be so foul and disgusting, especial that they share the same blood line with me. High education my ass. They hold high degrees and full of moral, and yet, they are afraid to soiled their hands touching their own father. Fine fine. This is my granfather's story, not mine, so i will stop here.

My grandfather was healing, but the prostate problem still not over yet. So the docs suggested to do some sort of drilling in to the urinal tube. Thats where the drama started. The operation somehow backfired. During the drilling process, the bladder had a minor explosion, cause by the reaction from the drilling and some 'gas' inside the bladder. This sure is one strangest case, cos its the first time in Malaysia. Causing massive blood lost, my grandfather went through another few operations. Doc ask us to expect the worst. Low pulse and having fever, chances are slim. Again, those animals outside waiting are discussing about my grandpa's will. How to divide accordingly. I overheard and I jump and yelled and jump and jump and shouted at them, what are they thinking, discussing things like that when grandpa was fighting for his life? They went hoo haa on me and my grandfather's sister was saying that should give me a share cos I am the eldest grandchild and grandfather loved me. I do not want grandfathers money. I do not need them. I am mad at them for being like animals. Even if you ARE an animal, please somehow make some effort to act like you aren't one. Sigh. Anyway, thank god my grandfather recovered despite of the odds. Many many thanks to the docs and nurses too.

8 quality yrs later.

Finally, he passed away quite sudden last year. But he passed away peacefully, with no pain, no suffer. I was not with him when he passes away. By the time i reached, grandfather was already in the morgue. My brother told me that his last words was "When is tai ko ko (means eldest brother) coming back?" in a weak and confused state. My brother answered "Soon, he is on the bus." My brother didn't tell me that until I got back. I don't know how to react when he told that..... I do not want all this drama limelight to be focus on me. Why me? I hated my role in this series of Hong Kong/Korean drama.

The finale, was the part where I have to except that my grandfather was in that little urn. How can a plum plum/chubby/round round/short short happy(sometimes grumpy) old man able to fit into such an urn. I know its stupid, but during that time, this is not very logical to me. My heart sunk more deeper. I always massages his shoulder, make fun of his bald head and kiss his oily face. All is left is powder and broken bones. I can't physically feel and touch him anymore. This feeling is so weird. So surreal.

Yeye, I am so proud of you and will not ever forget you. I will carry your principle and walk proud as your grandson. Rest in peace my dearest grandpa.

My Fav Song

2008-01-09T16:02:00.000+08:00

This is one of the song which I cried so hard. Yeah yeah i am a softie. I really dont fancy for great love, proving love by this and sacrificing for that. I just want a simple life where everybody is fine and nothing unusual. Boring vs Great love (happy +sacrifices/heaven and earth = great love), i choose boring. Sometimes, you wish that your love will be so dramatic that you can prove your love by overcoming so great sacrifices or end up losing youself of someone, just to paint out a giant great love, but for what? If you can think beyond that, you will understand that by having each other in a most boring way is the best ending.

Return to Love by Giela Zilkha (Jazz Version)

Return to Love by Tomoe Omi (Japanese Version)

My self-delusional impression of the of the song:
I am leaving. Please dont cry, please smile for me instead. Let me wipe away your tears. We will somehow, return to love, one day. I wish I am the one to love u forever, but I am leaving now. Dont loose hope, as your future is still bright. Its all going to be alright. Its just part of our journey. So, pls sit by me, lets enjoy the stars in the sky, and lets make a wish, a wish that we will return to love, again some day.

I wish I will never have to say these words in the future. Never...... ever.

I Missed My Grandpa

2008-01-05T14:29:00.000+08:00

I will never forget him.

Forgotten Happy Moments

2008-01-05T13:35:00.001+08:00

I just found some of my long lost forgotten happy moments. They always give me chuckles and sometimes a few slaps my on my face (for those very very very embarrassing moments... sigh). Its not good to dwell in the past. But is not good to totally forget it all either. Sometimes it happened for a reason, either to remind us about the mistake, to remember someone dear, to remind ourselves that we are 'sorta' lucky too. Take this chance, while enjoying the music below, pick up some of your pasts. Replay it. Appreciate your memories for they won't last forever.

FORGOTTEN MEMORIES - Piano
Bitter Sweet - Piano Style :)

Its all about ANIME!!

2007-12-29T12:40:00.000+08:00

I like Anime! Cute, funny, scary, gore, ecchi ... everything goes! Yes, I am 'Uncle' ranked, but well... who cares?! LOL. I am just a naive, childish little old man. Anime affected me so much, now I cant get those japanese music out of my head!! Every tune and chord progression I try to hum, they are there! Or maybe its just me, a simpleton.

FORGOTTEN MEMORIES
Bitter Sweet-(Grand Oriental Version)

WALTZING MEMORIES
Bitter Sweet-(Waltz Version)

Funny Joke

2007-12-20T00:55:00.000+08:00

I found this short joke few years ago. Its funny and meaningful. Here goes....

One day, a traffic officer was tailing a particular red car, where the lady driver was honking and actively giving away finger messages while 4 letter curses jetting out of her mouth. The officer then stop that car. He asked the lady driver for her car licence. After a detailed check, the officer was very surprise and said, "Sorry ma'am, this is indeed your car. For a second I am quite sure that this IS a stolen car.... with that type of car stickers you have on your car bumper...."

The stickers says "I love Jesus", "I Believe In GOD" "Jesus Saves" "I Give My All To GOD" etc.
Got the point?

I was pretty surprised and yet not. It indeed happened to me many many times before. Nasty high and mighty Mr. and Mrs. Nice, inviting me to churches/temples, telling me about GOD and all. OMG! Look at yourselves before you preaches. If heaven is full of these *~~hippocrates~~ (or maybe worse.... they don't even know they are!!) , pls sign me up, I am going to hell.

So pls do GOD a favor, zip up your mouth whenever you feel like preaching. Believe me, this already saves GOD "A HELL LOT" of trouble. Seriously.

Stop yapping, saves lifes. .... hey thats cool......

*hypocrite OMG!

2007-12-20T00:20:00.000+08:00

I Not Stupit, Not

2007-11-28T00:31:00.000+08:00

Remember once (or more) in your lifetime, when you think that you are pretty smart? And people look up to your advices and opinions? And then you realized that they are just 'lips servicing' you? I never thought I am a smart kid. Maybe I shouldn't have. My father says I am pro 'smart ass'. Got a bright future as a lawyer. In cantonese, 'sei cheng bah hao'. Maybe I should stick to being a smart ass, rather than aiming high. Lol. Uh? Who's that handsome in the picture you say? That my ass. Ain't he a smart looking one. And good looking too. Except for the wrinkles near the hole. And the poison pimples that aren't illustrating out. And err... almost everything.

Chronicles of MoSim

2007-11-03T00:23:00.000+08:00

I have decided to punch down this story in my brain, so I don't need to remember it in detail. Its a story inspired by many chinese/japanese action manga/tv serries. So I decided I should give it a try. Pls do not mind my broken english/grammar and from time to time, 'weird' unknown words, since I will use some cantonese for the words I failed to translate.

Chapter 1

Once upon a time in China, the 'Wu Lin' (world of martial arts) was once reunited by a brute force lead by an powerful yet evil warrior nick named 'The Black Fist' because of his infamous fighting style, which origin, is unknown. Rumor has it that his inner 'chi' can beat the leaders of 8 Great all together. Nobody knows his real name and the history of this character, but he single handedly beaten all of the clans including the famous ShaoLin, Wudang, and 6 other Great Clans (cant remember all... fill in later). Given no choice but to succumb to the evil, the lives of their clan members are spared.

3 painful years has passed. Its another anniversary of his rule of the 'Wu Lin'. All the major great clans and small clans, are marching together, towards his big villa, Hak Lum villa (dark wood), situated in between 2 giant mountains. Soon, just before noon, every one of the clans arrived at the big hall, waiting for the appearance of Black Fist, the leader of the WuLin* Announcement of the leader has been made, and he slowly waltz out ( matrix style with chinese music). Swinging his black cape away, everybody once again, catch the look of their leader, a handsome yet macho face, stern and powerful. As he sat down, every soul in the hall yell out to congratulate their leader. The 8 Great Clans paying respect one by one to the leader by presenting prosperity words and end up with wine offering.

As he was laughing away, suddenly, a coffin fling towards to center of the hall (typical yeah? wait, more story). Everybody scattered aside as the heavy coffin landed with a big thud. Laughing away, Black Fist thanks the anonymous for such a fine gift and ask him to show himself. Then, 8 arrows shot towards Black Fist. 2 of his bodyguard, the famous mute couple, The Sohs, flew out and deflect 4 of the arrows. Black Fist, still sitting down confidently, with a small chuckle, as the other 4 landed just beside his chair. Before anyone could react, the 4 arrows exploded.

As the haze clear, Black Fist stood up unharmed, while dusting his dress. Then he laughed. He explains that arrows was 'Arrow of Justice' (GongMing), belongs to the Emperor's Special Elite Unit, the Justice Elites (GongMing Troop), and person who commands them is General Hou Tien, the nick named Lion King, given from his bravery and and unique fighting style. Black Fist then welcome General Hou Tien for a cup of wine and the general steps in to the hall. Dressed in golden armor, a red cape with a word Justice, marched slowly towards Black Fist. General Hou Tien, the only general the who people of the world of martial arts respected, is famous of his martial art, leadership and loyalty to the emperor. In short years, he formed the Justice Elites (Gong Ming Troop) by the order of the king himself and his troop never failed in any war ever since.

The tension grew as the 2 aura of the great character clashes in the hall. Breaking the tension, Black Fist asked the general, what bring him here to his humble villa, and reminded him, that the government has no right to interfere with the matters of WuLin. Serious and emotionless, General Hou Tien then explained that it was the request from the clans of WuLin themselves to get rid of his dictatorship. Black Fist doesn't seems the be surprised, and ask General Hou Tien to leave and says that thing will not change, no matter how. As Black Fist walked away, General Hou Tien then, start attacking him.

The mute couples quickly defend their masters and after a few round, the general interrupted the fight and ask to stop as he knew the Soh couple were nice people. He ask why such a powerful and yet kind people working for such an evil man. They remain mute(duh). Black Fist then said he didn't ask them to do anything against their own will. He said that they never kills, but they are good enough to run other errands for him. Then the General accusing Black Fist of the rumor that he holds hostage of the couple's son so that they work for him. But the true mystery still remains. Both party then enters into a fierce fight and after more than 10 rounds, they exchanged hits. Black Fist stands so cool, seems unharmed by the general's attack, while the general flung back and fell on the floor.

Black Fist then made a joke about the general's Lion Fist, for his famous attack was full of exposed weakness. Quickly the 8 Great Clans came to the rescue and lifted up the wounded general, while others guarding the general from harm. Declaring war, the 8 clans surround Black Fist, and starting to attack. Black Fist's bodyguard, the mute couple, defended their master and fight along. Their fighting skill is so powerful that each of the mute can take on 2 Clan Masters. Left the 4 major clan masters to fight with Black Fist.

After rounds and rounds of exchanging hits, the all of the clan master suddenly team up and join forces together to give a final blow the black fist. The rumor was true. Black Fist took up the challenge and won the fight effortlessly. Laughing at the defeated enemies, he then suddenly realized something. He was poisoned. Thinking hard, he couldn't trace the origin of the poison. How could a mere poison harm him? He was protected by his incredible 'chi'. Even with the strongest poison, he could have been able to withstand it for more than 7 days easily.

Before he can say anything, someone steps in the hall. Holding a fan, a fragile looking man. Dressed as a scholar, Black Fist then realized, he is MunChi, the General HouTien's strategist, a very wise scholar. Smiling away, before even the Black Fist says a word, MunChi answers yes, you are poisoned. The wine, he explained. Combined with the explosion of the previous arrows, which contained a special flower spores, is a deadly poison. MunChi explained that normal human being will die on the spot, where for Black Fist, probably holds on for more than a week. He also explained that by that time, Black Fist will be cured if he can meditate with his overwhelming inner chi. But, the previous General Hou Tien's attack is a diversion. He purposely create the weak points to lure Black Fist to take the attack, exchanging just a blow at a vital acupunture point, which seems harmless. But that point increases the blood circulation, and hence brought the poison immediately to the heart. As a backup plan, the final attack of the 8 Great Clan masters which additionally excites the blood circulation was an extra guarantee to the plot. Taken aback by the explanation of MunChi, BlackFist laughed.

He then ask if MunChi ever miscalculated. And the scholar says no. Then BlackFist laughed again and say, maybe this is your first and last miscalculation. He then charged to MunChi. His inner chi was incredibly strong, even he was fatally poison, we can still fight at his 80% strenght. Everybody was shocked and try to protect MunChi, when suddenly the the coffin cover flung open vigorously and a masked man jump out to take on the attack of Black Fist. Surprised, the mute couple come to the rescue. The masked man easily fended of both mute couple and injured them. This masked man is strong . So strong that he deflected both the couple in just one hit. Witnessing the attack, Black Fist recognized the familiar stance the masked man used and quickly intercepted the fight between them. The real fight begins. BlackFist is leading in the fight even though he was fatally poisoned.

Other try to help, but was stoped by MunChi. The scholar said, that this IS in the calculation, and smiled. After 20 rounds of so, in the fight they both exchanged blows. The masked man sustained heavy damage. So does Black Fist. The mask man then eye signaled the scholar and he leap away from the hall into nowhere. MunChi steps forward and said, this is the end. The others try to surround Black Fist. Just then he sent everyone flying and quickly ran clumsily towards the back room. General HouTien signal the pursue and the army ran following Black Fist.

Black Fist ran in a room. There, his son stood and looking at him innocently. His son was just 8 yrs old. Asking his father if he is sick, Black Fist ask him to keep quiet and sit down. Then with every ounce of strength left, he transfered all his legendary chi to his son, not knowingly, together with the poison. Just before the army arrived, he hid his son in a trap door and ask him to keep quiet. Just after that he ran out of the villa into a cliff. Cornered and asked to surrender, he laughed so hard and said that the WuLin will never be at peace again. And said that they brought that upon themselves. And then he jumped off the cliff. Then MunChi looks worried. He hopes this calculated risk is controlled. He understands very well what Black Fist was talking about. But General Hou Tien says that the scholar did his best calculation and just be sure to run some preventions in the future.

What is the threat that Black Fist and MunChi is talking about? Who is that masked man? Why is the kind mute couple working under Black Fist? What will happened to Black Fist's son? Laterz!

To Rain or Not To Rain

2007-10-30T02:21:00.001+08:00

The night is warm. I am starting to feel so uncomfortable with my cheesy sticky armpits. Just then, cold air starts to blew in from my window. I remember that smell. Its rain. Problem solved. Instead of pizza hut cheesy stickiness, its just now a harmless harden layer of cheese. No big deal.
The rain became heavier. I became more excited. I believe its not just me who has this feeling of 'safe' inside the house where there is a thunder storm outside..... felt so secure and so refreshing. But have you ever think for a second that, there are homeless people, maybe just outside or below your apartment praying so hard not to rain? While your are cheering for just a tiny bit luxury of comfort, they are fighting for their lives not to freeze to death? You can blame those hobos for not getting their lives right, but what if you are that hobo for a certain stupid reason and you just needed a second chance, hoping so hard for one tiny bit of empathy? Oh man. Whatever. Just don't freeze to death ok? I ain't Santa. I can't help you. Although I once thought I could. Even save all those in need.

How I wish I could have the courage, to give them a warm blanket, and a warm hug. I really do. But, I don't want them follow me home!! Preying on my kindness!! OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!!!

So, whenever you feel so happy in your life, pls, at least do this, take a moment to think of those who suffer out there. That will always remind you not to be greedy and be a better person.

End Of Chapter 1

2007-10-30T00:48:00.000+08:00

Sorry guys. My bad. And yes, I am a jerk. Sorry about that. I will visit you guys from time to time. Just forget about that last 3 hidden letters. Its doesn't mean anything and suppose to be funny, but it isn't anymore. Take care! Up up and away...

And these 2 sad creations of mine, they are so ugly because their master is such a lazy and irresponsible arse to even polish them up. Poor poor things.

Princess' Dream

Spiral, Never Ending

Beneath the Underneath. Can You See Me Now?

2007-10-07T14:22:00.000+08:00

From the day I started blogging, I enjoyed it very, very, much. Aside from my senility, i am able to post some of my feelings out and that felt good. Revealing my true self is something I wanted to do in this e-world of masks, and I did. Even though I am a nobody, I wish that, through my posts, somebody will be able to harvest additional point of views and benefit from them. Whether this blog will help me eventually or not, I do not mind. Especially, after knowing you guys, that matters most. Long live Paranormal! Long live Steve! :P

Wohoo! *belly dancing
For those who can see me, a moment of silence...
for me, please.
Thank you.

Bad Situation, Ever

2007-10-06T11:21:00.000+08:00

I have read some cases in the papers and magazine of some situations I WOULD NEVER want to be in. One of them:

You are sitting at the bus stand, waiting for a bus. Its time to head home after a tough and merciless day at work. All you need now is a quiet 30 mins journey, back to your home sweet home, your sanctuary. And then......

Came 2 'brats'. 4 and 6 years old, can't seems to pipe down with their ridiculous banshee crying and frustrating shrieking tandrums. You wonder who their parents are and wishes to congratulate them for their child's upbringing job welldone.

You finally spotted their father, sitting alone, aside. Day dreaming, doing nothing to stop his kids. That makes your blood boiled to a degree thicker than ever. Just when you are focusing your sharpest stare, aiming and searching to bulleyes his line of sight, he suddenly turns to at you and said; "I am truly sorry, their mother had just passed away. They miss her alot and they wanted to see her now. I... I just don't know what to do.". And tears roll down from his cheek.

Holy cow(everybody wave at misti)! Just when you are ready to spurt out those earth shattering curses, you are able to swallow them back with a big gulp. You felt a lit.............tle relief that the nasty 4 letter word didn't come out from your hole, but that doesn't ease your heart. Why didn't you just ignore and endure a little while longer? Why must you be the bad guy in such a misleading twist of event? Sigh.

Get the story? The 'Benefit of Doubt'. Use it moderately and SINCERELY. Don't cheat. It will come back at ya. Use IT for a better good, and not as an excuse.

Waaaakakakakaka uncle steve and his senile mumblings!! HELP ME!!!!

Filler Steve

2007-10-04T23:44:00.000+08:00

Sorry guys for the missing in action stunt. I just came back to singapore and I am not feeling too well these days. Sick :(
So, in the meantime, pls let me entertain you all with this amatuer chinese ensemble piece of mine, 'Pride'. I know nuts (nuthingz) about chinese instruments and ensembles, so the real musicians out there, pls have mercy on your comments :P
The flute sounds weird and ya, I beat those drums myself on da keyboard.... now misti knows how i got those bandaged fists.... lol

Will promise to post soon. Take care everyone :D

The Little Story of Paranormal Steve

2007-09-27T22:10:00.000+08:00

Have you ever blame Mr Big Guy upstairs for your life? Be frank about it. Now come on....... Bah just admit it. Great..... now, together, we go to hell. Not! :P

I always wonders why, am I born with no superpowers (ya ya ya I AM childish lol), not in a rich family, no luck with big sweeps or TOTO (lottery), not to mention with girls...... sigh.

I lost my mom when i was 7. Started a part-time job at 12. Officially selling my butts off (means working! means working!!) when i was 19, fresh from school. Goodbye to my teen hood, no bowling, no hang around with friends, no courting girls, nothing. To continue studying is no longer an option for me, since my family was in financial difficulty almost forever. At the age of 20, I managed to lose a large sum of money. How much? Almost 2 x (,) How? That IS the reason I am an idiot. And then I landed in a foreign country working to pay my ass off. Interesting? Hell no!! LOL!

Should I file a law suit against Mr Big guy upstairs? What have I done to deserve this? Its like a Hong Kong drama for god's sake. This isn't real. It only happens in the movies. Why me? (Why can't I be superman instead??!!)

Then I came to an enlightenment *sound effect of holy light shone upon (glowing halo and butterflies dancing on my head) Believe me. I'd rather go though my life as what HE wanted me to. I got a house, a beautiful wife, a car, a pineapple tree..... What I have now can not be achieved without that unreasonably painful ****ing journey.

Every twist and turn has their 'big' reasons. E-V-E-R-Y-ONE of them. If you met an accident, and you have to fork out $2000 just to repair your car, do you fret and shoot your middle finger to the sky and shout 'Watcha do that for??!! Are u happy now? Huh?! Huh?!'? Did you ever think that this is some kind of a message, like HE is telling you that your driving SUCKS BIG TIME man!!!, and be extra careful, before you drive off a bridge or knock some poor guy down? Glad you got the accident now ya? Ok..... shaddap and pay up.

If we can explain why or how this works, we should be sitting on highest post up up and away, and not rotting down here now ya? Or maybe banished for eternity, cos he doesn't want other people smarter than HIM :P (pls... i meant no disrespect. remember... a sense of humour... sense of humour!!!) Yup. Thats it. I can't believe I am writing this on my 2nd post. So be happy. COS I AM NOT!!!!! Not! :P

Moral of the story:
~~Offend HIM and feel HIS wrath!!!!~~

Everything happens for a reason far far FAR beyond our limited comprehension.
You won't meet a certain person, or achievements you've got, or the position you are in right now, if not for some certain painful path that we had went though.

P.S. This 'theory' doesn't apply to ALL people. They are my own experiences and personal point of view about life. I sincerely apologize to those who gets offended by this post. Have a HAPPY DAY!

Everybody is Sad

2007-09-25T22:00:00.000+08:00

This is my official first post, and ITS SO COOL!! But, ahem, we are talking a serious topic here, so i will behave. I noticed recently, there are increasing number of sad victims around me. I wonder if its airborne or sexually transmitted?

The symptoms; first, they make your eyes go watery and at the same time make funny noises with your mouth and nose, over no reason, then they makes you look like a fool starring at blank walls, lose weight (goodbye to Marie France) or perhaps gain weight (goodbye to Appeton), black and white of happy/romantic/cow dancing old memories hallucinations, and sudden urges to donate blood to the floor/Dreamland mattress/bathtub(yeah they DO look pale without colors... yeah right...). Nasty yeh?

Well the fact is, we like to be in that state. We love to fall 'sick'. It's like feeling high on glue or Mary Jane or something. We all like being sad, feeling hurt. As Homer Simpsons says, "Its easy to blame yourself, but its EASIER TO BLAME OTHERS." Well, fellow sadists, let us indulge in our moment of sadness. Pls listen to the below music, and exercise your brain, pull out the most saddest moment your life, visualize it one more time.

Hey guys, before you reach for your rope or razor blades or ACME TNTs, pls give yourselves a hard spank on yer face. Rise and shine. Playtime's over. We are back. Too bad. Life's gotta move on. Believe me, I know Mr.Sad, he IS mean and he tickles my butt every now and then, and he is quite a charming fellow actually.... ahem.

Oh well....... (British accent)
Move on........(British accent)
Shoo... go away. Do your daily things. You had your daily dose. Now be happy. There are alot of 'REALLY' poor and miserable people out there, some barely able to complain. So what's our pain compared to them? Smile ok? Be real. :D

Think about it.

*Btw, the song is composed and performed by me. Pls forgive me for selling my song, by toying with your emotions. Those who felt cheated and wish to file a complaint, pls approach mistipurple's desk. Thanks. :P

Paranormal Steve

2007-05-09T15:30:00.000+08:00

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