Tuesday, June 24, 2008

So Long, (Not that.....)

This song is SO in the right moment.

Steven's Journey Of A Thousand Mile

Thanks for all the support during my blogging days. Thanks for the visits. Thanks for the comments(sorry which I disabled, for certain reason). Thanks for knowing me. And most of all, thanks for making me feel my own existence.

The world is so big, and yet it looks so small to me. Yes, I choose to confine myself even after I exposed myself to the wonders of the world. Maybe I am sick. Or maybe I am just plain lazy. Maybe I hate crowds of people. Or maybe I just hate every single soul. Maybe I am different. Or maybe I am just a stupid smart ass who thought he is different, and ends up being some lunatic wannabe.

I have too many contradictory that I need to sort out myself.

I am happy to be truthful, telling my thoughts and my point of view without hesitation, and my real life experience, where I succeed and failed. But, I too enjoy lying. How I succeed in outrageous lies and challenge for more, is.... exciting.

I am happy to share laughter with all people, doing silly acts, telling funny jokes, watching people laugh. At the same, I am too, much happy to be alone, in my own chalk square drawn on the floor. Just standing still. Doing nothing and silent is my party.

So I made a choice, which is to stand alone, sharing my thoughts with myself and most of the time, having a good time myself, with myself ....no, no, no dirty thoughts :) Steven ain't a bit sexy, so don't even try... LOL

Wish me luck and, don't...., ever...., envy me :p Have a good life and makes no regret. See ya!! errr.. nnnnnnnnope. You wont be seeing me. "Tell the world to remember me as a hero...ro...o..o..o..." *fades....


Bye!
From Steven with love

Monday, May 19, 2008

Old Man Steve

"Today,... we are gathered here..... here... here.. (echo echo... *silent...) to applaud one of the most prestigious awards.... awards.. awards.. (echo echo... *2 x coughs) that Her Majesty sees fit to bestow... Sir Uncle Steven!! (Hurrahhhhhhh!! *crowds gone wild...) Sir Uncle Steven kissed the Queen's hand and turn towards the crowd.... (Still hurrahing.... *camera flashings...) lift ups his hand and wave to the crowd, then comes the loud bang! The explosions! The super pyrotechnic special effects! Sir Uncle Steven grace down the stage, back to the hallway along the red carpet. Fans cheering, pushing their way, trying to knock down the wall of the well built bodyguards. Ok, ok. Most of the fans are female. Ok ok ok... Most of the fans are young attractive females. Ok, ok, OK!!!! ALL OF THE FANS ARE YOUNG ATTRACTIVE SEXY FEMALES!!!!!! Happy NOW? *continues... One fan broke through and ask for my signature. I toke out a pen ask ask which picture of she wants me to sign. And she said, "Sign here." I was shocked. I gasped. But I signed. Then she whined "But, but they are twins..." Being a gentlemen as I am, I signed one more time. I told her that I have never sign on something like this before and I expressed my awkward feeling. She ensure me that its ok and because she loves them so much, and she hopes that I will love them too. What can I say.... I am a man. No, a GENTLEMEN! So I offered a kiss beside the signatures. Then the crowd lets out a sweet (Awwwww......) I pat my lips dry and continue to waltz away. The lady shouted "Will I see you again? Soon?". I told her that I would love to play with her twins sometime too, but being a Sir, is not a simple chore. I told her to take care of herself and her beautiful twins. As I marched and marched towards the car, I looked back. The beautiful lady wave a vigorous goodbye and so did her.... twins..... jumping up and down waving to me simultaneously. What a touching sight. I shed a tear. And got into the car. I explained this sensational encounter with my driver and he refused to believe, and said that there is no such beautiful lady in the world that would ever let me sign on their daughters forehead. I chuckled and said, "Jimmy..... you'll know you're a man, when you're a man. I am old now. These things will happen to me like at least twice a day from now on....Yes... from now on...." - *music starts... (James Bond theme)

I officially declare myself Uncle Steven now. You know... you must be old and senile enough to some up with the above shit... right? hehe

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Twin Sister!

La version duex

JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES

Monday, April 28, 2008

Another child is born...

This child is the result of a one night stand between an Irish man, a Chinese women, a Japanese man and a western cow-girl. Again, I created a monster.

JOURNEY OF a THOUSAND MILES

Sunday, March 30, 2008

OMG Kittens!!!


Cheer up everybody. Pls?

Monday, March 24, 2008

Palace of The Golden Horses

(picture from website)
Yo misti, this is the Palace of The Golden Horses I've mentioned.



This is the enterance.
(picture from website)


These are the photos I took during my stay in this hotel, thanks to Peter. It is situated just behind/next to the Mines Wonderland, where you(misti) took a boat ride during your(her) last visit.

This is the side entrance.



This is at the corridor of the hotel rooms. The room that I took was very very far in. I have to walk pass at least 20 rooms to get there.


This is the Minister Suite. It is divided into 3 portion, each with TV sets. The first is the living room, complete with a washroom, a working table and tv. Best for meeting and entertaining guests.


My working desk. Where I work and write very important notes. Like what food to order for room service.


Then the bedroom. Best for.... ahem ..... sleeping?


And this extra room is for.... I have no idea. Maybe its for those who have noisy kids so their parents can lock them in when they meed to have a peaceful meeting with important guests outside the living hall. Hey! There's another working table! (Where I can hide and order extra food just for my self.... Muahahahaha)


Yes, I have toilet fetishes. My fanny fancy high class loo. :P As they have 2 toilets, I have decided to use the living hall toilet for pee pee and the bedroom toilet for poo poo.
And being a cheapo me, I have decided to grab all of the lotions and soaps and tooth brushes before I leave including the sanitary disposal bags... (just what am I thinking)



This is taken from the balcony outside the room.



Water taxi.

After a check at the counter during my checking out, I found out the room costs RM600++ a night. And no way its gona coming out from my wallet. If I have known earlier, I am sure I would have brought back their 3 TVs and the fax machine down into my car.

Overall, its a pleasant stay. Not the best, but this one sure has the most portion of rooms! I had to plan each day how to make full use of the rooms.... oh boy so busy....so busy....

Misti? Wana book this for your next trip down? I help call. So many rooms to play with, I am sure you dont need to go out lio... stay in happy lio right?

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Happy Briday MistiMoo

Here's a present for ya!

Its no value, but I invested my precious 6 hours of sleeping time for this 2 mins thing. Hope you like it. Happy Birthday!!!



HAPI HAPI BIRDAY !! LALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALAL (lack of sleep)