I like Anime! Cute, funny, scary, gore, ecchi ... everything goes! Yes, I am 'Uncle' ranked, but well... who cares?! LOL. I am just a naive, childish little old man. Anime affected me so much, now I cant get those japanese music out of my head!! Every tune and chord progression I try to hum, they are there! Or maybe its just me, a simpleton.
FORGOTTEN MEMORIES
Bitter Sweet-(Grand Oriental Version)
WALTZING MEMORIES
Bitter Sweet-(Waltz Version)
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Funny Joke
I found this short joke few years ago. Its funny and meaningful. Here goes....
One day, a traffic officer was tailing a particular red car, where the lady driver was honking and actively giving away finger messages while 4 letter curses jetting out of her mouth. The officer then stop that car. He asked the lady driver for her car licence. After a detailed check, the officer was very surprise and said, "Sorry ma'am, this is indeed your car. For a second I am quite sure that this IS a stolen car.... with that type of car stickers you have on your car bumper...."
The stickers says "I love Jesus", "I Believe In GOD" "Jesus Saves" "I Give My All To GOD" etc.
Got the point?
I was pretty surprised and yet not. It indeed happened to me many many times before. Nasty high and mighty Mr. and Mrs. Nice, inviting me to churches/temples, telling me about GOD and all. OMG! Look at yourselves before you preaches. If heaven is full of these *hippocrates (or maybe worse.... they don't even know they are!!) , pls sign me up, I am going to hell.
So pls do GOD a favor, zip up your mouth whenever you feel like preaching. Believe me, this already saves GOD "A HELL LOT" of trouble. Seriously.
Stop yapping, saves lifes. .... hey thats cool......
*hypocrite OMG!
One day, a traffic officer was tailing a particular red car, where the lady driver was honking and actively giving away finger messages while 4 letter curses jetting out of her mouth. The officer then stop that car. He asked the lady driver for her car licence. After a detailed check, the officer was very surprise and said, "Sorry ma'am, this is indeed your car. For a second I am quite sure that this IS a stolen car.... with that type of car stickers you have on your car bumper...."
The stickers says "I love Jesus", "I Believe In GOD" "Jesus Saves" "I Give My All To GOD" etc.
Got the point?
I was pretty surprised and yet not. It indeed happened to me many many times before. Nasty high and mighty Mr. and Mrs. Nice, inviting me to churches/temples, telling me about GOD and all. OMG! Look at yourselves before you preaches. If heaven is full of these *
So pls do GOD a favor, zip up your mouth whenever you feel like preaching. Believe me, this already saves GOD "A HELL LOT" of trouble. Seriously.
Stop yapping, saves lifes. .... hey thats cool......
*hypocrite OMG!
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
I Not Stupit, Not
Remember once (or more) in your lifetime, when you think that you are pretty smart? And people look up to your advices and opinions? And then you realized that they are just 'lips servicing' you? I never thought I am a smart kid. Maybe I shouldn't have. My father says I am pro 'smart ass'. Got a bright future as a lawyer. In cantonese, 'sei cheng bah hao'. Maybe I should stick to being a smart ass, rather than aiming high. Lol. Uh? Who's that handsome in the picture you say? That my ass. Ain't he a smart looking one. And good looking too. Except for the wrinkles near the hole. And the poison pimples that aren't illustrating out. And err... almost everything.
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Chronicles of MoSim
I have decided to punch down this story in my brain, so I don't need to remember it in detail. Its a story inspired by many chinese/japanese action manga/tv serries. So I decided I should give it a try. Pls do not mind my broken english/grammar and from time to time, 'weird' unknown words, since I will use some cantonese for the words I failed to translate.
Chapter 1
Once upon a time in China, the 'Wu Lin' (world of martial arts) was once reunited by a brute force lead by an powerful yet evil warrior nick named 'The Black Fist' because of his infamous fighting style, which origin, is unknown. Rumor has it that his inner 'chi' can beat the leaders of 8 Great all together. Nobody knows his real name and the history of this character, but he single handedly beaten all of the clans including the famous ShaoLin, Wudang, and 6 other Great Clans (cant remember all... fill in later). Given no choice but to succumb to the evil, the lives of their clan members are spared.
3 painful years has passed. Its another anniversary of his rule of the 'Wu Lin'. All the major great clans and small clans, are marching together, towards his big villa, Hak Lum villa (dark wood), situated in between 2 giant mountains. Soon, just before noon, every one of the clans arrived at the big hall, waiting for the appearance of Black Fist, the leader of the WuLin* Announcement of the leader has been made, and he slowly waltz out ( matrix style with chinese music). Swinging his black cape away, everybody once again, catch the look of their leader, a handsome yet macho face, stern and powerful. As he sat down, every soul in the hall yell out to congratulate their leader. The 8 Great Clans paying respect one by one to the leader by presenting prosperity words and end up with wine offering.
As he was laughing away, suddenly, a coffin fling towards to center of the hall (typical yeah? wait, more story). Everybody scattered aside as the heavy coffin landed with a big thud. Laughing away, Black Fist thanks the anonymous for such a fine gift and ask him to show himself. Then, 8 arrows shot towards Black Fist. 2 of his bodyguard, the famous mute couple, The Sohs, flew out and deflect 4 of the arrows. Black Fist, still sitting down confidently, with a small chuckle, as the other 4 landed just beside his chair. Before anyone could react, the 4 arrows exploded.
As the haze clear, Black Fist stood up unharmed, while dusting his dress. Then he laughed. He explains that arrows was 'Arrow of Justice' (GongMing), belongs to the Emperor's Special Elite Unit, the Justice Elites (GongMing Troop), and person who commands them is General Hou Tien, the nick named Lion King, given from his bravery and and unique fighting style. Black Fist then welcome General Hou Tien for a cup of wine and the general steps in to the hall. Dressed in golden armor, a red cape with a word Justice, marched slowly towards Black Fist. General Hou Tien, the only general the who people of the world of martial arts respected, is famous of his martial art, leadership and loyalty to the emperor. In short years, he formed the Justice Elites (Gong Ming Troop) by the order of the king himself and his troop never failed in any war ever since.
The tension grew as the 2 aura of the great character clashes in the hall. Breaking the tension, Black Fist asked the general, what bring him here to his humble villa, and reminded him, that the government has no right to interfere with the matters of WuLin. Serious and emotionless, General Hou Tien then explained that it was the request from the clans of WuLin themselves to get rid of his dictatorship. Black Fist doesn't seems the be surprised, and ask General Hou Tien to leave and says that thing will not change, no matter how. As Black Fist walked away, General Hou Tien then, start attacking him.
The mute couples quickly defend their masters and after a few round, the general interrupted the fight and ask to stop as he knew the Soh couple were nice people. He ask why such a powerful and yet kind people working for such an evil man. They remain mute(duh). Black Fist then said he didn't ask them to do anything against their own will. He said that they never kills, but they are good enough to run other errands for him. Then the General accusing Black Fist of the rumor that he holds hostage of the couple's son so that they work for him. But the true mystery still remains. Both party then enters into a fierce fight and after more than 10 rounds, they exchanged hits. Black Fist stands so cool, seems unharmed by the general's attack, while the general flung back and fell on the floor.
Black Fist then made a joke about the general's Lion Fist, for his famous attack was full of exposed weakness. Quickly the 8 Great Clans came to the rescue and lifted up the wounded general, while others guarding the general from harm. Declaring war, the 8 clans surround Black Fist, and starting to attack. Black Fist's bodyguard, the mute couple, defended their master and fight along. Their fighting skill is so powerful that each of the mute can take on 2 Clan Masters. Left the 4 major clan masters to fight with Black Fist.
After rounds and rounds of exchanging hits, the all of the clan master suddenly team up and join forces together to give a final blow the black fist. The rumor was true. Black Fist took up the challenge and won the fight effortlessly. Laughing at the defeated enemies, he then suddenly realized something. He was poisoned. Thinking hard, he couldn't trace the origin of the poison. How could a mere poison harm him? He was protected by his incredible 'chi'. Even with the strongest poison, he could have been able to withstand it for more than 7 days easily.
Before he can say anything, someone steps in the hall. Holding a fan, a fragile looking man. Dressed as a scholar, Black Fist then realized, he is MunChi, the General HouTien's strategist, a very wise scholar. Smiling away, before even the Black Fist says a word, MunChi answers yes, you are poisoned. The wine, he explained. Combined with the explosion of the previous arrows, which contained a special flower spores, is a deadly poison. MunChi explained that normal human being will die on the spot, where for Black Fist, probably holds on for more than a week. He also explained that by that time, Black Fist will be cured if he can meditate with his overwhelming inner chi. But, the previous General Hou Tien's attack is a diversion. He purposely create the weak points to lure Black Fist to take the attack, exchanging just a blow at a vital acupunture point, which seems harmless. But that point increases the blood circulation, and hence brought the poison immediately to the heart. As a backup plan, the final attack of the 8 Great Clan masters which additionally excites the blood circulation was an extra guarantee to the plot. Taken aback by the explanation of MunChi, BlackFist laughed.
He then ask if MunChi ever miscalculated. And the scholar says no. Then BlackFist laughed again and say, maybe this is your first and last miscalculation. He then charged to MunChi. His inner chi was incredibly strong, even he was fatally poison, we can still fight at his 80% strenght. Everybody was shocked and try to protect MunChi, when suddenly the the coffin cover flung open vigorously and a masked man jump out to take on the attack of Black Fist. Surprised, the mute couple come to the rescue. The masked man easily fended of both mute couple and injured them. This masked man is strong . So strong that he deflected both the couple in just one hit. Witnessing the attack, Black Fist recognized the familiar stance the masked man used and quickly intercepted the fight between them. The real fight begins. BlackFist is leading in the fight even though he was fatally poisoned.
Other try to help, but was stoped by MunChi. The scholar said, that this IS in the calculation, and smiled. After 20 rounds of so, in the fight they both exchanged blows. The masked man sustained heavy damage. So does Black Fist. The mask man then eye signaled the scholar and he leap away from the hall into nowhere. MunChi steps forward and said, this is the end. The others try to surround Black Fist. Just then he sent everyone flying and quickly ran clumsily towards the back room. General HouTien signal the pursue and the army ran following Black Fist.
Black Fist ran in a room. There, his son stood and looking at him innocently. His son was just 8 yrs old. Asking his father if he is sick, Black Fist ask him to keep quiet and sit down. Then with every ounce of strength left, he transfered all his legendary chi to his son, not knowingly, together with the poison. Just before the army arrived, he hid his son in a trap door and ask him to keep quiet. Just after that he ran out of the villa into a cliff. Cornered and asked to surrender, he laughed so hard and said that the WuLin will never be at peace again. And said that they brought that upon themselves. And then he jumped off the cliff. Then MunChi looks worried. He hopes this calculated risk is controlled. He understands very well what Black Fist was talking about. But General Hou Tien says that the scholar did his best calculation and just be sure to run some preventions in the future.
What is the threat that Black Fist and MunChi is talking about? Who is that masked man? Why is the kind mute couple working under Black Fist? What will happened to Black Fist's son? Laterz!
Chapter 1
Once upon a time in China, the 'Wu Lin' (world of martial arts) was once reunited by a brute force lead by an powerful yet evil warrior nick named 'The Black Fist' because of his infamous fighting style, which origin, is unknown. Rumor has it that his inner 'chi' can beat the leaders of 8 Great all together. Nobody knows his real name and the history of this character, but he single handedly beaten all of the clans including the famous ShaoLin, Wudang, and 6 other Great Clans (cant remember all... fill in later). Given no choice but to succumb to the evil, the lives of their clan members are spared.
3 painful years has passed. Its another anniversary of his rule of the 'Wu Lin'. All the major great clans and small clans, are marching together, towards his big villa, Hak Lum villa (dark wood), situated in between 2 giant mountains. Soon, just before noon, every one of the clans arrived at the big hall, waiting for the appearance of Black Fist, the leader of the WuLin* Announcement of the leader has been made, and he slowly waltz out ( matrix style with chinese music). Swinging his black cape away, everybody once again, catch the look of their leader, a handsome yet macho face, stern and powerful. As he sat down, every soul in the hall yell out to congratulate their leader. The 8 Great Clans paying respect one by one to the leader by presenting prosperity words and end up with wine offering.
As he was laughing away, suddenly, a coffin fling towards to center of the hall (typical yeah? wait, more story). Everybody scattered aside as the heavy coffin landed with a big thud. Laughing away, Black Fist thanks the anonymous for such a fine gift and ask him to show himself. Then, 8 arrows shot towards Black Fist. 2 of his bodyguard, the famous mute couple, The Sohs, flew out and deflect 4 of the arrows. Black Fist, still sitting down confidently, with a small chuckle, as the other 4 landed just beside his chair. Before anyone could react, the 4 arrows exploded.
As the haze clear, Black Fist stood up unharmed, while dusting his dress. Then he laughed. He explains that arrows was 'Arrow of Justice' (GongMing), belongs to the Emperor's Special Elite Unit, the Justice Elites (GongMing Troop), and person who commands them is General Hou Tien, the nick named Lion King, given from his bravery and and unique fighting style. Black Fist then welcome General Hou Tien for a cup of wine and the general steps in to the hall. Dressed in golden armor, a red cape with a word Justice, marched slowly towards Black Fist. General Hou Tien, the only general the who people of the world of martial arts respected, is famous of his martial art, leadership and loyalty to the emperor. In short years, he formed the Justice Elites (Gong Ming Troop) by the order of the king himself and his troop never failed in any war ever since.
The tension grew as the 2 aura of the great character clashes in the hall. Breaking the tension, Black Fist asked the general, what bring him here to his humble villa, and reminded him, that the government has no right to interfere with the matters of WuLin. Serious and emotionless, General Hou Tien then explained that it was the request from the clans of WuLin themselves to get rid of his dictatorship. Black Fist doesn't seems the be surprised, and ask General Hou Tien to leave and says that thing will not change, no matter how. As Black Fist walked away, General Hou Tien then, start attacking him.
The mute couples quickly defend their masters and after a few round, the general interrupted the fight and ask to stop as he knew the Soh couple were nice people. He ask why such a powerful and yet kind people working for such an evil man. They remain mute(duh). Black Fist then said he didn't ask them to do anything against their own will. He said that they never kills, but they are good enough to run other errands for him. Then the General accusing Black Fist of the rumor that he holds hostage of the couple's son so that they work for him. But the true mystery still remains. Both party then enters into a fierce fight and after more than 10 rounds, they exchanged hits. Black Fist stands so cool, seems unharmed by the general's attack, while the general flung back and fell on the floor.
Black Fist then made a joke about the general's Lion Fist, for his famous attack was full of exposed weakness. Quickly the 8 Great Clans came to the rescue and lifted up the wounded general, while others guarding the general from harm. Declaring war, the 8 clans surround Black Fist, and starting to attack. Black Fist's bodyguard, the mute couple, defended their master and fight along. Their fighting skill is so powerful that each of the mute can take on 2 Clan Masters. Left the 4 major clan masters to fight with Black Fist.
After rounds and rounds of exchanging hits, the all of the clan master suddenly team up and join forces together to give a final blow the black fist. The rumor was true. Black Fist took up the challenge and won the fight effortlessly. Laughing at the defeated enemies, he then suddenly realized something. He was poisoned. Thinking hard, he couldn't trace the origin of the poison. How could a mere poison harm him? He was protected by his incredible 'chi'. Even with the strongest poison, he could have been able to withstand it for more than 7 days easily.
Before he can say anything, someone steps in the hall. Holding a fan, a fragile looking man. Dressed as a scholar, Black Fist then realized, he is MunChi, the General HouTien's strategist, a very wise scholar. Smiling away, before even the Black Fist says a word, MunChi answers yes, you are poisoned. The wine, he explained. Combined with the explosion of the previous arrows, which contained a special flower spores, is a deadly poison. MunChi explained that normal human being will die on the spot, where for Black Fist, probably holds on for more than a week. He also explained that by that time, Black Fist will be cured if he can meditate with his overwhelming inner chi. But, the previous General Hou Tien's attack is a diversion. He purposely create the weak points to lure Black Fist to take the attack, exchanging just a blow at a vital acupunture point, which seems harmless. But that point increases the blood circulation, and hence brought the poison immediately to the heart. As a backup plan, the final attack of the 8 Great Clan masters which additionally excites the blood circulation was an extra guarantee to the plot. Taken aback by the explanation of MunChi, BlackFist laughed.
He then ask if MunChi ever miscalculated. And the scholar says no. Then BlackFist laughed again and say, maybe this is your first and last miscalculation. He then charged to MunChi. His inner chi was incredibly strong, even he was fatally poison, we can still fight at his 80% strenght. Everybody was shocked and try to protect MunChi, when suddenly the the coffin cover flung open vigorously and a masked man jump out to take on the attack of Black Fist. Surprised, the mute couple come to the rescue. The masked man easily fended of both mute couple and injured them. This masked man is strong . So strong that he deflected both the couple in just one hit. Witnessing the attack, Black Fist recognized the familiar stance the masked man used and quickly intercepted the fight between them. The real fight begins. BlackFist is leading in the fight even though he was fatally poisoned.
Other try to help, but was stoped by MunChi. The scholar said, that this IS in the calculation, and smiled. After 20 rounds of so, in the fight they both exchanged blows. The masked man sustained heavy damage. So does Black Fist. The mask man then eye signaled the scholar and he leap away from the hall into nowhere. MunChi steps forward and said, this is the end. The others try to surround Black Fist. Just then he sent everyone flying and quickly ran clumsily towards the back room. General HouTien signal the pursue and the army ran following Black Fist.
Black Fist ran in a room. There, his son stood and looking at him innocently. His son was just 8 yrs old. Asking his father if he is sick, Black Fist ask him to keep quiet and sit down. Then with every ounce of strength left, he transfered all his legendary chi to his son, not knowingly, together with the poison. Just before the army arrived, he hid his son in a trap door and ask him to keep quiet. Just after that he ran out of the villa into a cliff. Cornered and asked to surrender, he laughed so hard and said that the WuLin will never be at peace again. And said that they brought that upon themselves. And then he jumped off the cliff. Then MunChi looks worried. He hopes this calculated risk is controlled. He understands very well what Black Fist was talking about. But General Hou Tien says that the scholar did his best calculation and just be sure to run some preventions in the future.
What is the threat that Black Fist and MunChi is talking about? Who is that masked man? Why is the kind mute couple working under Black Fist? What will happened to Black Fist's son? Laterz!
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
To Rain or Not To Rain
The night is warm. I am starting to feel so uncomfortable with my cheesy sticky armpits. Just then, cold air starts to blew in from my window. I remember that smell. Its rain. Problem solved. Instead of pizza hut cheesy stickiness, its just now a harmless harden layer of cheese. No big deal.
The rain became heavier. I became more excited. I believe its not just me who has this feeling of 'safe' inside the house where there is a thunder storm outside..... felt so secure and so refreshing. But have you ever think for a second that, there are homeless people, maybe just outside or below your apartment praying so hard not to rain? While your are cheering for just a tiny bit luxury of comfort, they are fighting for their lives not to freeze to death? You can blame those hobos for not getting their lives right, but what if you are that hobo for a certain stupid reason and you just needed a second chance, hoping so hard for one tiny bit of empathy? Oh man. Whatever. Just don't freeze to death ok? I ain't Santa. I can't help you. Although I once thought I could. Even save all those in need.
How I wish I could have the courage, to give them a warm blanket, and a warm hug. I really do. But, I don't want them follow me home!! Preying on my kindness!! OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!!!
So, whenever you feel so happy in your life, pls, at least do this, take a moment to think of those who suffer out there. That will always remind you not to be greedy and be a better person.
The rain became heavier. I became more excited. I believe its not just me who has this feeling of 'safe' inside the house where there is a thunder storm outside..... felt so secure and so refreshing. But have you ever think for a second that, there are homeless people, maybe just outside or below your apartment praying so hard not to rain? While your are cheering for just a tiny bit luxury of comfort, they are fighting for their lives not to freeze to death? You can blame those hobos for not getting their lives right, but what if you are that hobo for a certain stupid reason and you just needed a second chance, hoping so hard for one tiny bit of empathy? Oh man. Whatever. Just don't freeze to death ok? I ain't Santa. I can't help you. Although I once thought I could. Even save all those in need.
How I wish I could have the courage, to give them a warm blanket, and a warm hug. I really do. But, I don't want them follow me home!! Preying on my kindness!! OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!!!
So, whenever you feel so happy in your life, pls, at least do this, take a moment to think of those who suffer out there. That will always remind you not to be greedy and be a better person.
End Of Chapter 1
Sorry guys. My bad. And yes, I am a jerk. Sorry about that. I will visit you guys from time to time. Just forget about that last 3 hidden letters. Its doesn't mean anything and suppose to be funny, but it isn't anymore. Take care! Up up and away...
And these 2 sad creations of mine, they are so ugly because their master is such a lazy and irresponsible arse to even polish them up. Poor poor things.
Princess' Dream
Spiral, Never Ending
Sunday, October 7, 2007
Beneath the Underneath. Can You See Me Now?
From the day I started blogging, I enjoyed it very, very, much. Aside from my senility, i am able to post some of my feelings out and that felt good. Revealing my true self is something I wanted to do in this e-world of masks, and I did. Even though I am a nobody, I wish that, through my posts, somebody will be able to harvest additional point of views and benefit from them. Whether this blog will help me eventually or not, I do not mind. Especially, after knowing you guys, that matters most. Long live Paranormal! Long live Steve! :P
Wohoo! *belly dancing
For those who can see me, a moment of silence...
for me, please.
Thank you.
Wohoo! *belly dancing
For those who can see me, a moment of silence...
for me, please.
Thank you.
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Bad Situation, Ever
I have read some cases in the papers and magazine of some situations I WOULD NEVER want to be in. One of them:
You are sitting at the bus stand, waiting for a bus. Its time to head home after a tough and merciless day at work. All you need now is a quiet 30 mins journey, back to your home sweet home, your sanctuary. And then......
Came 2 'brats'. 4 and 6 years old, can't seems to pipe down with their ridiculous banshee crying and frustrating shrieking tandrums. You wonder who their parents are and wishes to congratulate them for their child's upbringing job welldone.
You finally spotted their father, sitting alone, aside. Day dreaming, doing nothing to stop his kids. That makes your blood boiled to a degree thicker than ever. Just when you are focusing your sharpest stare, aiming and searching to bulleyes his line of sight, he suddenly turns to at you and said; "I am truly sorry, their mother had just passed away. They miss her alot and they wanted to see her now. I... I just don't know what to do.". And tears roll down from his cheek.
Holy cow(everybody wave at misti)! Just when you are ready to spurt out those earth shattering curses, you are able to swallow them back with a big gulp. You felt a lit.............tle relief that the nasty 4 letter word didn't come out from your hole, but that doesn't ease your heart. Why didn't you just ignore and endure a little while longer? Why must you be the bad guy in such a misleading twist of event? Sigh.
Get the story? The 'Benefit of Doubt'. Use it moderately and SINCERELY. Don't cheat. It will come back at ya. Use IT for a better good, and not as an excuse.
Waaaakakakakaka uncle steve and his senile mumblings!! HELP ME!!!!
You are sitting at the bus stand, waiting for a bus. Its time to head home after a tough and merciless day at work. All you need now is a quiet 30 mins journey, back to your home sweet home, your sanctuary. And then......
Came 2 'brats'. 4 and 6 years old, can't seems to pipe down with their ridiculous banshee crying and frustrating shrieking tandrums. You wonder who their parents are and wishes to congratulate them for their child's upbringing job welldone.
You finally spotted their father, sitting alone, aside. Day dreaming, doing nothing to stop his kids. That makes your blood boiled to a degree thicker than ever. Just when you are focusing your sharpest stare, aiming and searching to bulleyes his line of sight, he suddenly turns to at you and said; "I am truly sorry, their mother had just passed away. They miss her alot and they wanted to see her now. I... I just don't know what to do.". And tears roll down from his cheek.
Holy cow(everybody wave at misti)! Just when you are ready to spurt out those earth shattering curses, you are able to swallow them back with a big gulp. You felt a lit.............tle relief that the nasty 4 letter word didn't come out from your hole, but that doesn't ease your heart. Why didn't you just ignore and endure a little while longer? Why must you be the bad guy in such a misleading twist of event? Sigh.
Get the story? The 'Benefit of Doubt'. Use it moderately and SINCERELY. Don't cheat. It will come back at ya. Use IT for a better good, and not as an excuse.
Waaaakakakakaka uncle steve and his senile mumblings!! HELP ME!!!!
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Filler Steve
Sorry guys for the missing in action stunt. I just came back to singapore and I am not feeling too well these days. Sick :(
So, in the meantime, pls let me entertain you all with this amatuer chinese ensemble piece of mine, 'Pride'. I know nuts (nuthingz) about chinese instruments and ensembles, so the real musicians out there, pls have mercy on your comments :P
The flute sounds weird and ya, I beat those drums myself on da keyboard.... now misti knows how i got those bandaged fists.... lol
Will promise to post soon. Take care everyone :D
So, in the meantime, pls let me entertain you all with this amatuer chinese ensemble piece of mine, 'Pride'. I know nuts (nuthingz) about chinese instruments and ensembles, so the real musicians out there, pls have mercy on your comments :P
The flute sounds weird and ya, I beat those drums myself on da keyboard.... now misti knows how i got those bandaged fists.... lol
Will promise to post soon. Take care everyone :D
Thursday, September 27, 2007
The Little Story of Paranormal Steve
Have you ever blame Mr Big Guy upstairs for your life? Be frank about it. Now come on....... Bah just admit it. Great..... now, together, we go to hell. Not! :P
I always wonders why, am I born with no superpowers (ya ya ya I AM childish lol), not in a rich family, no luck with big sweeps or TOTO (lottery), not to mention with girls...... sigh.
I lost my mom when i was 7. Started a part-time job at 12. Officially selling my butts off (means working! means working!!) when i was 19, fresh from school. Goodbye to my teen hood, no bowling, no hang around with friends, no courting girls, nothing. To continue studying is no longer an option for me, since my family was in financial difficulty almost forever. At the age of 20, I managed to lose a large sum of money. How much? Almost 2 x (,) How? That IS the reason I am an idiot. And then I landed in a foreign country working to pay my ass off. Interesting? Hell no!! LOL!
Should I file a law suit against Mr Big guy upstairs? What have I done to deserve this? Its like a Hong Kong drama for god's sake. This isn't real. It only happens in the movies. Why me? (Why can't I be superman instead??!!)
Then I came to an enlightenment *sound effect of holy light shone upon (glowing halo and butterflies dancing on my head) Believe me. I'd rather go though my life as what HE wanted me to. I got a house, a beautiful wife, a car, a pineapple tree..... What I have now can not be achieved without that unreasonably painful ****ing journey.
Every twist and turn has their 'big' reasons. E-V-E-R-Y-ONE of them. If you met an accident, and you have to fork out $2000 just to repair your car, do you fret and shoot your middle finger to the sky and shout 'Watcha do that for??!! Are u happy now? Huh?! Huh?!'? Did you ever think that this is some kind of a message, like HE is telling you that your driving SUCKS BIG TIME man!!!, and be extra careful, before you drive off a bridge or knock some poor guy down? Glad you got the accident now ya? Ok..... shaddap and pay up.
If we can explain why or how this works, we should be sitting on highest post up up and away, and not rotting down here now ya? Or maybe banished for eternity, cos he doesn't want other people smarter than HIM :P (pls... i meant no disrespect. remember... a sense of humour... sense of humour!!!) Yup. Thats it. I can't believe I am writing this on my 2nd post. So be happy. COS I AM NOT!!!!! Not! :P
Moral of the story:
Offend HIM and feel HIS wrath!!!!
Everything happens for a reason far far FAR beyond our limited comprehension.I always wonders why, am I born with no superpowers (ya ya ya I AM childish lol), not in a rich family, no luck with big sweeps or TOTO (lottery), not to mention with girls...... sigh.
I lost my mom when i was 7. Started a part-time job at 12. Officially selling my butts off (means working! means working!!) when i was 19, fresh from school. Goodbye to my teen hood, no bowling, no hang around with friends, no courting girls, nothing. To continue studying is no longer an option for me, since my family was in financial difficulty almost forever. At the age of 20, I managed to lose a large sum of money. How much? Almost 2 x (,) How? That IS the reason I am an idiot. And then I landed in a foreign country working to pay my ass off. Interesting? Hell no!! LOL!
Should I file a law suit against Mr Big guy upstairs? What have I done to deserve this? Its like a Hong Kong drama for god's sake. This isn't real. It only happens in the movies. Why me? (Why can't I be superman instead??!!)
Then I came to an enlightenment *sound effect of holy light shone upon (glowing halo and butterflies dancing on my head) Believe me. I'd rather go though my life as what HE wanted me to. I got a house, a beautiful wife, a car, a pineapple tree..... What I have now can not be achieved without that unreasonably painful ****ing journey.
Every twist and turn has their 'big' reasons. E-V-E-R-Y-ONE of them. If you met an accident, and you have to fork out $2000 just to repair your car, do you fret and shoot your middle finger to the sky and shout 'Watcha do that for??!! Are u happy now? Huh?! Huh?!'? Did you ever think that this is some kind of a message, like HE is telling you that your driving SUCKS BIG TIME man!!!, and be extra careful, before you drive off a bridge or knock some poor guy down? Glad you got the accident now ya? Ok..... shaddap and pay up.
If we can explain why or how this works, we should be sitting on highest post up up and away, and not rotting down here now ya? Or maybe banished for eternity, cos he doesn't want other people smarter than HIM :P (pls... i meant no disrespect. remember... a sense of humour... sense of humour!!!) Yup. Thats it. I can't believe I am writing this on my 2nd post. So be happy. COS I AM NOT!!!!! Not! :P
Moral of the story:
You won't meet a certain person, or achievements you've got, or the position you are in right now, if not for some certain painful path that we had went though.
P.S. This 'theory' doesn't apply to ALL people. They are my own experiences and personal point of view about life. I sincerely apologize to those who gets offended by this post. Have a HAPPY DAY!
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Everybody is Sad
Hey guys, before you reach for your rope or razor blades or ACME TNTs, pls give yourselves a hard spank on yer face. Rise and shine. Playtime's over. We are back. Too bad. Life's gotta move on. Believe me, I know Mr.Sad, he IS mean and he tickles my butt every now and then, and he is quite a charming fellow actually.... ahem.
Oh well....... (British accent)
Move on........(British accent)
Shoo... go away. Do your daily things. You had your daily dose. Now be happy. There are alot of 'REALLY' poor and miserable people out there, some barely able to complain. So what's our pain compared to them? Smile ok? Be real. :D
Think about it.
*Btw, the song is composed and performed by me. Pls forgive me for selling my song, by toying with your emotions. Those who felt cheated and wish to file a complaint, pls approach mistipurple's desk. Thanks. :P
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
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