Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Everybody is Sad

This is my official first post, and ITS SO COOL!! But, ahem, we are talking a serious topic here, so i will behave. I noticed recently, there are increasing number of sad victims around me. I wonder if its airborne or sexually transmitted?

The symptoms; first, they make your eyes go watery and at the same time make funny noises with your mouth and nose, over no reason, then they makes you look like a fool starring at blank walls, lose weight (goodbye to Marie France) or perhaps gain weight (goodbye to Appeton), black and white of happy/romantic/cow dancing old memories hallucinations, and sudden urges to donate blood to the floor/Dreamland mattress/bathtub(yeah they DO look pale without colors... yeah right...). Nasty yeh?

Well the fact is, we like to be in that state. We love to fall 'sick'. It's like feeling high on glue or Mary Jane or something. We all like being sad, feeling hurt. As Homer Simpsons says, "Its easy to blame yourself, but its EASIER TO BLAME OTHERS." Well, fellow sadists, let us indulge in our moment of sadness. Pls listen to the below music, and exercise your brain, pull out the most saddest moment your life, visualize it one more time.



Hey guys, before you reach for your rope or razor blades or ACME TNTs, pls give yourselves a hard spank on yer face. Rise and shine. Playtime's over. We are back. Too bad. Life's gotta move on. Believe me, I know Mr.Sad, he IS mean and he tickles my butt every now and then, and he is quite a charming fellow actually.... ahem.

Oh well....... (British accent)
Move on........(British accent)
Shoo... go away. Do your daily things. You had your daily dose. Now be happy. There are alot of 'REALLY' poor and miserable people out there, some barely able to complain. So what's our pain compared to them? Smile ok? Be real. :D

Think about it.



*Btw, the song is composed and performed by me. Pls forgive me for selling my song, by toying with your emotions. Those who felt cheated and wish to file a complaint, pls approach mistipurple's desk. Thanks. :P
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