Thursday, September 27, 2007

The Little Story of Paranormal Steve

Have you ever blame Mr Big Guy upstairs for your life? Be frank about it. Now come on....... Bah just admit it. Great..... now, together, we go to hell. Not! :P

I always wonders why, am I born with no superpowers (ya ya ya I AM childish lol), not in a rich family, no luck with big sweeps or TOTO (lottery), not to mention with girls...... sigh.

I lost my mom when i was 7. Started a part-time job at 12. Officially selling my butts off (means working! means working!!) when i was 19, fresh from school. Goodbye to my teen hood, no bowling, no hang around with friends, no courting girls, nothing. To continue studying is no longer an option for me, since my family was in financial difficulty almost forever. At the age of 20, I managed to lose a large sum of money. How much? Almost 2 x (,) How? That IS the reason I am an idiot. And then I landed in a foreign country working to pay my ass off. Interesting? Hell no!! LOL!

Should I file a law suit against Mr Big guy upstairs? What have I done to deserve this? Its like a Hong Kong drama for god's sake. This isn't real. It only happens in the movies. Why me? (Why can't I be superman instead??!!)

Then I came to an enlightenment *sound effect of holy light shone upon (glowing halo and butterflies dancing on my head) Believe me. I'd rather go though my life as what HE wanted me to. I got a house, a beautiful wife, a car, a pineapple tree..... What I have now can not be achieved without that unreasonably painful ****ing journey.

Every twist and turn has their 'big' reasons. E-V-E-R-Y-ONE of them. If you met an accident, and you have to fork out $2000 just to repair your car, do you fret and shoot your middle finger to the sky and shout 'Watcha do that for??!! Are u happy now? Huh?! Huh?!'? Did you ever think that this is some kind of a message, like HE is telling you that your driving SUCKS BIG TIME man!!!, and be extra careful, before you drive off a bridge or knock some poor guy down? Glad you got the accident now ya? Ok..... shaddap and pay up.

If we can explain why or how this works, we should be sitting on highest post up up and away, and not rotting down here now ya? Or maybe banished for eternity, cos he doesn't want other people smarter than HIM :P (pls... i meant no disrespect. remember... a sense of humour... sense of humour!!!) Yup. Thats it. I can't believe I am writing this on my 2nd post. So be happy. COS I AM NOT!!!!! Not! :P

Moral of the story:
Offend HIM and feel HIS wrath!!!!
Everything happens for a reason far far FAR beyond our limited comprehension.
You won't meet a certain person, or achievements you've got, or the position you are in right now, if not for some certain painful path that we had went though.

P.S. This 'theory' doesn't apply to ALL people. They are my own experiences and personal point of view about life. I sincerely apologize to those who gets offended by this post. Have a HAPPY DAY!